Condoms, bananas and Led Zeppelin

March 7th, 2009
So, #1 had her first official date last night.  I can’t recall ever being as nervous about letting her go somewhere.  All I could think about was what it felt like the first time a boy touched me anywhere on my body and the endless front-seat-of-his-car makeout sessions in my parents’ driveway. It’s not that I [...] Filed under Motherhood, Sex | Tags: , , , | Comments (3)

It Looks Like a Penis

January 4th, 2009
Tonight at dinner, #3 was trying to get the attention of #1.  He was holding up a strangely shaped carrot.  It was longer than your typical baby carrot with a lovely curved shape and a narrowing hooded appearance at one end.  Immediately I thought, “It looks like a penis.”  I actually opened my mouth to [...] Filed under Uncategorized | Tags: , | Comments (3)

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